Halloween Fun

So I’m not really reading anything right now, so why not make a fun post for ya’ll to see and comment below!

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So you guys would know that I am a huuuggeee fan of Sarah J. Maas. And I thought, why not dress up my Club Penguin penguin as the characters?

Then I thought: what about invent a Throne Of Glass Halloween Soup for you guys to try and make?

Throne Of Glass Halloween Stew Recipe

You will need:

  • 30L of Adarlan sewer water
    • Adarlanian sewer water includes rich minerals. Mostly minerals from dead bodies and the silver lake, but who cares.
  • Pine tree leaves from Terrasen
    • High amount of Vitamin A, good for eyesight, hair and skin regeneration, improves red blood cell production.
    • High amount of Vitamin C, 5 times that of a lemon.
    • Check out this website for the other benefits of pine needles.
  • 1/2 cups of salt from Endovier
    • Includes rich minerals and tons of stuff that’ll help you with your body
  • 10 grams of Spidersilk
    • Strengthens muscles and tissues in case of injury
  • 1L of valg blood (prince blood for better flavouring)
    • Valg blood is rich in dark magic, and therefore will grant you immunity to the valg’s controls, though this statement has not been tested.
  • 10 grams of Ironteeth nails
    • 1 gram for an extended life span of one year. Too much and you will be seen as greedy and your life span will deduct by the number of nails put into the stew.
  • Shreds of Crochan cloak (colouring)
    • The more Crochan cloak you put in, the redder and more wine color like the stew becomes.
  • 1 cup of Stone Marsh mud
    • Absorbs toxins from your body, and makes your skin smoother than ever.
  • 1 cup of fresh snow from the Ferian Gap
    • Fresh snow bathed in the sun, rich with minerals from the sky and wyvern traces.
  • 2 cups of sand from the Red Desert
    • Heavily oxidised, increases your oxygen capacity.
  • Optional amount of flavouring, such as sugar, icing, sweets, whatsoever. Vanilla, chocolate, strawberry etc.

Optional Ingredients:

  • Hawk feathers from a fae that has a hawk form
    • 5% chance of your child becoming a fae with switchable hawk form
  • Ash from anything burned by Aelin Ashryver Galathynius
    • 1% chance of your child being able to use fire
  • Ghost fire from a Ghost Leopard that is a shape shifter
    • 2% chance of your child being a shape shifter
  • Shadow fire from someone who can use shadow fire
    • 1% chance of your child bearing shadow fire
  • 1 Random head from Adarlan’s collection of dead people
    • According to zombies, brains are rich in minerals. So as eyes.
  • 1 ~ 2 valg rings
    • Increases the silver flavour.
  • 1 cup of sand from Skull’s bay
    • Blessed by the pirates for safe sailing.
      • P.S. if you manage to scoop fae-blessed sand, then you get a 10% chance of your child being fae.
      • P.P.S. you might as well as treasure that cup of sand, as it might have some interesting liquids soaked into it.


  1. Prepare some logs. Light it on fire.
  2. Boil your sewer water in a huge witch pot.
  3. Mix all wet ingredients in the sewer water.
  4. When well mixed, wait for the chemical reaction that causes the stew to release pink smoke.
  5. Mix in dry ingredients one by one into the pot. You MUST wait until one dissolves completely before putting the next. Order does not matter.
  6. Wait for the chemical reaction of the stew turning orange, then your stew is ready.
  7. Invite friends.
  8. Serve.
  9. Make sure you have enough toilet bowls or drains ready.
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Joanne Lumiere

Joanne is the narcissistic founder of her book blog, Joanne Lumiere. Born and raised in Hong Kong, this 18 year old brat is currently attending college in Los Angeles, and still doesn't know how to read books with sophistication, and yet she runs a blog.

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